Fuck Buddies!!!

As my good friend xrysopsaraki@ said,these are the "fuck buddy" rules:
1.No holding hands.
2.No spending the night. (i would say : Maybe,if you are dead-tired after a looong sex night...).
3.Fifteen minutes of cuddling max. But affection is generally discouraged beyond “Aww, you’re such a great fuck!”
4.Do not enter upon a fuck buddy arrangement or situation while drunk. There’s a difference between a one-night stand and a fuck buddy. Although entering either drunk is not wise.
5.You don’t want to go to bed with Will Smith and wake up with Steve Urkel, do you? Besides, don’t you want to be sober enough to remember all the marvelous sex you had the night before?
6.No toothbrushes. Refer to #2. There should be no ties at all, even if they cost only $2.49 and secretly you let your other fuck buddy use the same one.
7.Don’t discuss anything real. No family history, no favorite colors, no goals, no personal triumphs or tragedies. If you want to keep it real, you have to stay light: movies, bands, and favorite brands of booze. (i don't agree with this one..)
8.He is not obligated to have sex with you while you’re having your period. Most nice boyfriends will, but fuck buddies have the option to pass. If he doesn’t mind, then cool.
9.No sweetie, honey, schmoopie allowed. The only pillow-talk is fuck me harder, ride me bitch, or suck this big cock.
10.No dinners, no movies, no''quality time'' at all. (FOR SURE!!!)
11.Two guys/girls in twenty-four hours is fine, just be discreet. (This reminds me of something...;) )
12.You still need to dress to impress. Just because you know sex is a sure thing doesn’t mean you should answer the door in your pajamas unless they’re really tight and see-thru. Shower, shave, lotion up, smell good, and have some fun with that tight mini-skirt you would never wear on a real date. (The same counts for us,guys!Don't be dirty,smelly,unshaved-unless she wants you to- just because she is your fuck buddy!!!)
13.Break out the sex toys. Play up the freak factor and see how much you can get away with. Part of the fun of a fuck buddy is you don’t care if he respects you or not and so you can let loose and reveal that sadist tendency of yours. (This is not arule ho have to follow...do so,only if you are in to SM...)
14.Hide evidence. Throw out all condom wrappers (although you should no matter what, ew!), put the lube back in your goodie drawer, and for fuckssake don’t get any hickeys, bruises, bites, or scratches if you expect to date/fuck anyone else any time soon. And if you have a collared-shirt job, keep all that shit below the neck line so you don’t give your boss a heart attack. Or any ideas.
15.Pee with the door closed. Just because you’re using each other for sex doesn’t mean you can’t keep some decency.

I had to add that i'm sick and tired of all of you who have never felt the true HEAT of a FUCK BUDDY and you just seat and "decorate" your sexless thoughts with philosophy and mpla,mpla,mpla...Even for this,theories and words?That is:words in the AIR?No,it's better to hve acts even if they are acts for the D**K!!!
I can only agree with my good friend demy_online (whos blog is the cause of all of this) and those who agree with her,that anyone can get off as he likess and wishes!!!
If i want to be honest,i have to say that i have 2 girlfriends-FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT BUDDIES for several years now and we talk about everything,we share enerything and we feel everything,those hours that we spend together...and then,NOTHING!!!
I mean that we aren't animals,senseless,"bricks","meat",we are just "mature",conscious,if i may say!"I know what i want and this is what i get these hours i spend with you",answered to me one of my FUCK BUDDIES when i asked her if "this" was enough for her!That moment,i'm going to remember it for ever as one of the best moments of my life!And i don't care if you want to call me"DRY",PROSE,EMPTY,SENSELESS...The only thing i know is that...i like and enjoy my way!!!
(To avoid misunderstandings...FUCK BUDDIES get in the..."refrigerator",everytime someone of the "group" has a relation...)...Stay cool,be good,go crazy,enjoy life...FUCK!!!